YO MAN,

Catch this, I just wanna say, "Eae, man!" is like the ultimate way to greet. It's so chill, you know? You can use it with your homies, or even that strange person you see in the hallway. Seriously, it just sounds so much more real than a boring "hello". Imagine about it: "Eae, man!" says you're cool under pressure. It's like a vibe all its own.